Monday, December 31, 2012

Congratulation one and all! We are all survivors!

We are all now among the elite of the elite who can claim they survived the Mayan Apocalypse! 2012 was a whirlwind year to say the least. I just wanted to wish you all a happy, healthy, and haunted 2013! See you all next year!!!!!


Saturday, December 29, 2012

Creepy Christmas Gifts

I got a few gifts that only a true Halloween head, like myself, would truly appreciate.

My dear cousin Tee got me this Marilyn Monroe Zombie statue...107 Year Itch!

M got me some Zombie slippers from Thinkgeek. They look like they are eating my feet when I wear them.

My most prized Christmas/Creepy gift is my new DSLR Camera (Nikon D3100). Thanks to M!

This was purchased with the sole purpose of documenting bigger and better Halloween shots. Now, if I can just learn to use it and get a few new lenses by Halloween.....

Hope you all had a Great Christmas! Did anybody out there get any creepy gifts?

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Merry Christmas from the Wicked Woods!

May you get your hearts desire this year and every year to come!

Monday, December 24, 2012

Twas the night before Christmas...

and all through the Wicked House...
All the creatures were stirring and looking for a mouse.

 The kittens are having their first Christmas and they are as excited as any kid I have ever seen. Even our older cats get way into Christmas....must be a cat thing. Hope you all are having the best Christmas yet...I know we are!

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Happy Christmas Eve Eve!

It's getting down to the wire! We are busy wrapping our loved ones presents (some cool...some creepy). Hope you all are having a wonderful time wherever you are. Happy Christmas Eve Eve All!

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Happy Mayan Appocolypse Eve All!

The forecast sure sucks for tomorrow! I know many of you are saying it's all a ruse... but think about it. All the signs for the end of the world are there.

Snookie Reproduced.

Twinkies bit the dust

The birds are trying to eat our children!

Disney bought Star Wars!

Daryl  has to fight his brother to the death!

Bill Murray killed any hopes of Ghostbusters III
And if that was not enough....

I have caught the Mayan Death Bird Flu of Doom!
I don't know about you all, but I am gonna curl up on the couch, eat the last of my Twinkies I stashed away, and watch Star Wars in my final hours.... It's been nice knowing you all...

See you on the other side!

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Creepy Christmas Cookies

We recently celebrated a very old tradition at the Wicked Woods....COOKIE NIGHT. My family has gotten together right before Christmas for as long as I can recall and made huge batches of cookies and fudge for friends and family. We had a few creepy cookies such as a ginger poop and a few anatomically correct cookies (if you catch my meaning).

Looks like one of the gingerbread men had a accident.
Here are a few more creepy confections.

Mmmm wool flavored cookies.

Holiday confused Christmas tree cookies.
Who doesn't like brain chip cookies?


Who doesn't enjoy eating little snowmen who are in pain and anguish over meeting an untimely demise in an oven? I hear their tears taste like peppermint.. mmmmm!

At first I thought these were turds on a stick... then I saw they were rats...with sticks stuffed in there butts.

Nothing says the Holidays like Santa cookies.... especially when somebody has surgically removed his head and limbs... Mmmmmm decapitation is a wonderful flavor. 

This was either an attempt to male Christmas wreaths or somebody stumbled upon Oscar the Grouch's litter pan. 

Friday, December 14, 2012

Santa has had enough!

Ever wonder what Santa would do if he snapped? 

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Thrilling Thursday's Merry Monsters (Creepmas Day 13)

It's been quite the countdown to Creepmas. I hope you all have had fun and maybe shared a laugh or two. Don't forget to check out last years MEGA Creeepmas Day 13 post as well (click here).

To finish up this Creeptastic event, lets bring out the Merry Monsters and party till the vamps come home!

Mean, Morbid, Macabre, Misguided, but Merry!

I'm a CREEP for The 13 Days of CREEPMAS